日曜日, 10月 29, 2006

Bill O'Reilly interviewing George W. Bush

See the interview where Dubya comes across as a thoughtful bleeding heart liberal in comparison with Bill O'Reilly.









Drunken Russian miner

This is a classic. I saw it first well over a year ago, then lost it, but never forgot it.

It's a piece of an interview about workplace safety being compromised by drinking in a Russian mine. The interview is not important; the presence of the man in the background says it all.

The right to pee: a question of gender

I had a great night tonight at a place called Camp David. I go there quite often, and it's a fab place. It has a lovely heated roof-top area, they play really good music, and they play the host for the most freakish bachelor parties in town. It has a fault, though: the women's loo is located in the basement, and there's only one of them. Any female reading this knows what I'm talking about. All that queueing can ruin a night out. Women tend to have to go to the loo more often because a) we have a smaller bladder and b) it IS a social event to gather before the mirrors, gossipping and applying make-up. It's a time consuming event.
Men, on the other hand, have a toilet very handily on roof-top level. They also have a toilet downstairs.
I go to men's toilets every now and then, not only because I can't be arsed to queue to the over-subscribed women's toilets, but also because I find it ridiculous that something like the place where you get to pee is restricted by gender.

I never expected to be told off by bouncers at a gay venue for using the 'wrong' loo, but that happened tonight, at Camp David. I went to the men's toilet, the one located upstairs. The lock of my cubicle didn't work, and I tried to keep the door closed with my foot while peeing. So far, so good - Hey, I had just saved about 30 minutes of my life by going to the men's rather than trekking down to the women's. Someone tried to enter my (unlocked) cubicle while I was finishing my business, but that someone happened to be my flatmate, and once I emerged from the cubicle we fell over laughing. Just as we were laughing, two meathead bouncers entered and spotted that I was (gasp!) a GIRL, in the wrong place! They told me in really harsh words to get the fuck out of there, and quickly.
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I would've been a Nazi Swine
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry



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The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

shmolorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

Your exact female opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor (DGSM)

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail (RBLM).


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If I was a country, I'd be Canada!
Your country is 56 concerned with morals, 57 prosperous, 58 liberal, and 30 aggressive! You're a charitable country with a soft spot for mounties. Don't plan on invading anyone anytime soon, but be happy--life's good and people everywhere enjoy a welfare state.

Vous êtes un pays charitable avec un endroit doux pour mounties. Pas le projet sur envahir n'importe qui n'importe quand bientôt, mais être heureux -- vie bonne et gens apprécient partout un Etat-providence.

For your information, the possible countries in this test include: Haiti, North Korea, Albania, Russia, Vietnam, Turkey, Poland, India, Singapore, China, The Netherlands, United Kingdom, Libya, Tanzania, East Timor, Lithuania, Indonesia, Iran, Canada, Israel, Sweden, Australia, Germany, or the United States of America.




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